Was this written by a human...

...or an automated corporate buzzword generator? Your guess is as good as mine.

"[Redacted] is a highly dynamic and proactive agent of change who can rapidly visualize world-class methods of empowerment, while interactively maintaining ethical e-services. She is the only person I've ever met who can both optimize multidisciplinary architectures and assertively cultivate process-centric bandwidth."

I could possibly try to figure out what concept is actually being communicated in that final sentence. I could also tear my own fingernails out with pliers but I'm not going to do that either.

Um, ow?

How come once a month when I come to my own blog it looks like the Cyrillic alphabet vomited onto the screen?

Well, if we can see this now it means it's fixed, I guess.

Twofer

The same resume from the below post also yielded this coherent gem, helpfully rendered in screaming all caps. The Crazies sure love them their Caps Lock key:

"KNOWING THAT ASSET POTENTIAL INCLUDES FAR MORE - THAN EVEN THE MOST EXEMPLARY SKILL SETS - AND BECAUSE I HAVE NOT ALTERED MY RESUME TO ACCENT - WHY WE MIGHT BE A GOOD MATCH - I OVERVIEW SPECIFICS WHICH MAY BE IMPORTANT - IN PRELIMINARY EVALUATIONS OF MY CONTRIBUTING FACTOR."

What?

From resume:

"My ambitions presented to me show an outline of continued achievements."