...I am using the law firm Morrison & Foerster.
Is it because they have "more than a thousand lawyers in eighteen offices around the world"?
Or because their "corporate practices are frequently cited and ranked among the "Best Practices" in their respective markets by publications such as the American Lawyer Corporate Scorecard , Mergerstat, Bloomberg, Thomson Financial League Tables and others"?
No and no.
It's because their website address is http://www.mofo.com/.
Yes, so what? I have the sense of humor of a twelve-year-old boy. Um, established.
Nevertheless, think about it. Wouldn't you want a mofo on your side?