...like hot boiling agony.
I'm apparently on this project for the foreseeable future, folks, so...
I had a little escape route planned but the Ringwraiths of Upper Management sniffed it out and cut me off.
So, Hi, Reader! I'm here all night! All week! For-effing-ever!
(Placeholder for image to be added later of me disappearing into a hypno-swirl-thingy, with my tiny hand pitifully reached out towards the light! The LIGHT!!!!!)