Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Was this written by a human...

...or an automated corporate buzzword generator? Your guess is as good as mine.

"[Redacted] is a highly dynamic and proactive agent of change who can rapidly visualize world-class methods of empowerment, while interactively maintaining ethical e-services. She is the only person I've ever met who can both optimize multidisciplinary architectures and assertively cultivate process-centric bandwidth."

I could possibly try to figure out what concept is actually being communicated in that final sentence. I could also tear my own fingernails out with pliers but I'm not going to do that either.

2 comments:

AngryMan said...

I think that you have to tear out your own fingernails to understand it. It's kind of like how Odin had to give up one of his eyes to gain more knowledge of the world, except not as important or as cool.

Oh, and I'm pushing for the buzzword generator.

Jason said...

LOL!!!!!!!!