...although I have spent the past three weeks silently changing "vender" to "vendor" and correcting endless misuses of the word "there" because I am far too filled with outrage that my underling (not selected by me, naturally) doesn't know these things to approach her in any sort of friendly and/or effective manner...
...it still beats talking to the goddamn public.
Regular posting to resume soon.
In the meantime, Candidates, please note that if you choose to have a resume headline that says:
"Asian female bartender....kind of."
You make me less interested in finding out about your skills and abilities and more curious about exactly WHICH word - Asian, female or bartender - "kind of" is in reference to.