Monday, May 14, 2007

"Obsessive grammarian seeks position as proofreader, writer, or editor."

Thus spake the resume headline and the resume itself was refreshingly - and appropriately - completely free of typos or mangled language.

Candidate, I wish I had a job to give you. I would like to make you Manager of the World. Because if there is one thing that makes the gnarled little knot of coal in my chest almost beat like a normal human heart, it is an obsessive grammarian.

12 comments:

AngryMan said...

Is an obsessive grammarian like Gozer the Gozarian from Ghostbusters One?

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What do you think this "obsessive grammarian" would think of the word "planful?"

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People should read this.

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