After multiple complaints about overwritten job descriptions, saw this in The Seattle Times:
"Filling Mic Dinsmore's shoes at the Port of Seattle is apparently a very big job.
The headhunting firm looking for his successor last week issued a job description and candidate profile that runs to 21 pages."
Of course, the people working on that position are making about eight times what I do, soooooo...guess it could also be better. Harrumph.