"Too good to pass up."

This is what a candidate's e-mail subject line told me he was.

Oh, reeeeaaaaallllly? (All my Contrary Mary hackles are fluffed.)

Look, kids, I know that when you got your MBA from www.MBAs-fer-U!.com, they told you about marketing yourself and yada yada yada.

But seriously. "Too good to pass up"? What are you, a zero percent interest rate on the last of the 'o6 models?

Well, you might be too good to pass up, but you are not too good for this.