This is what happens when you recruit on MySpace.

You come across the phrase "I have a wide pallet when it comes to movies."

And you get so depressed about the state of the written language - which seems to be dying a quick but completely merciless and humilating death, a death those of us who care seem powerless to stop - that you take to your bed for the rest of the day.

Then again maybe I'm being melodramatic, and maybe he really meant that he's got a low, portable platform on which he keeps the wide variety of movies he enjoys.