Sunday, October 15, 2006

Ten bucks says this is the office close-talker...

...and that he's always slinking into people's cubes to give unsolicited shoulder rubs.

From a cover letter (emphasis added for extra cringing power):

"My qualities I am sure would fit into any job description and will also help others to be motivated and bring a loving, positive atmoshere into any enveroment rather it be slow or fast paced."

And I'm just not even going to bother anymore with my whole spell-check/grammar-check campaign. I give up. You hear me? You've broken me, Candidate, you've broken my will to nitpick. I hope you're happy.

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