Candidate's resume objective:
"My goal is to find a job in the work industry."
Does this mean she is currently employed in the NO-work industry? Like, the Rest Industry? Mattress-tester? Does such a job exist? Can I have it? I've been searching my whole life for a job OUTSIDE the work industry. Maybe she and I can work out a swap.
Then again, maybe she's been working at the same place as this candidate.
P.S. No joke: this candidate's e-mail address contains the phrase "Sleepy Head." Mattress tester might be for reals.